#8 “Subject: Erik Evol”
Quantum Anonymous #8
“Subject:
Erik Evol”
No shortage of odd bits about this Quantum business. Perhaps
what’s most peculiar are the personalities involved. Odd birds, flying all
about. Last people in the world you'd ever associate with the military or the
government were hand in glove. Characters like Fabian Kevorkian. Rock and roll
icons like Erik Evol. Tough to line them up with the United States Air Force.
But that's who pressed the button on all this, long ago.
“Aviation’s finest achievement”
they’ll tell you, the The Air Force will.
They damn well didn’t draw on the
finest of humanity to achieve it.
When your Air Force realized what an utterly disorienting
mess Quantum was, they reckoned they’d need some real odd birds to fly the
thing. Tried pilots, but found them all a bit too squared away. Training and
discipline inhibited their ability to "go with the flow", so to
speak. Next came adverts in the newspaper. Fast cash for hard-luck types,
designed to find the shakeouts of society. Those poor buggers didn't fare any
better when thrown through the veil. And that left The Air Force scratching
their noggins, wondering who in God's good earth might fly through the Devil's
mess of Quantum.
Until one day, they saw stars.
Rock stars.
Rock stars were a new phenomenon. No one in the history of
humanity had lived like these blokes. Mass media, electrical waves, radio
broadcasting, amplified forces all around them, night and day. They were always
moving, leaving and arriving, mostly in chaos and often in drama. Pressure in
the studio, panic in the streets, jetting through time zones and living in
essentially dislocated reality states, they were. And that living was fast,
taking each day like their last. Met more geezers in a single week then their
ancestors might meet in 15 lifetimes. Real 20th Century thunder it
was: screaming people, screaming music, screaming amphetamines blazing through
their brains…
Sure, they were self-destructive, lots of them. Drugs, sex,
booze, all the chemical charges and changes of hard living had their say. Prone
to hedonism. Fond of pushing limits. Most of them young, as well. Minds rewired
by all this, becoming neuro-chemically different than any member of humanity
had ever evolved to be.
Lots of them were real charismatic, too. Born leaders with
pathological levels of confidence, naturally attracted to extreme experiences.
Some were right unbalanced, or got that way in the process of global fame. That
matched Quantum demands rather nicely, it did. Air Force figured if they were
unhinged to start, it wouldn’t be much trouble to frame things up when they
fell apart.
“Pop star life, really tears these lads up,” type of
obituary in the press. Give the church a chance to moralize, Mum has the moment
to wag her finger, punters at the pub say “stupid bloody sods” and feel better
about dying slow at steady jobs.
All that added up right proper for piloting “Aviation’s
Greatest Achievement”.
“Right, this rock star lot will do,” says the Air Force.
And on we go to interdimensional, quantum travel.
Only problem was lads like that
don’t line up to serve their country, so to speak.
What’s to be done?
Bring on the “Fabian Kevorkians”.
If that’s his real name, I’ll eat my boot. There was nothing
real about the man except that everything was false. Hardly even produced.
True, he was an engineer. That part was right. But he wasn’t a musical
engineer. He was a human engineer.
His essential job at the BBC studios was psychological. Profiles of all the blokes recording in his booth.
Music was just a byproduct; the main product was those blokes. We all found out
fast just how much “magic” Fabian’s production really had. Musically speaking,
he knew his tunes and knew what he wanted. Getting that was everybody else’s
business. Engineers did all the heavy lifting, and from there it was unseen
hands in L.A. The old “let’s send the tapes to RCA for mastering” maneuver.
Out west, those tapes would be
glazed by a right proper producer. Sometimes redone entirely. But credits and
points all went to Sir Fabian Kevorkian, and none were the wiser.
And few people were wiser than Fabian Kevorkian. I said the
man was fake, which is true. But he was no fraud. With instruments and
arrangements, he was very hands on. That man knew music and he knew how to noodle. He’d be chatting right away with every
lad in the booth. The course of those chats was obscurely psychological. Nobody
knew that at the time. We just seen Fabian scratching away at his notepads and
figured they were arrangements for the songs. Later we’d realize he was
arranging profiles for the bloody Air Force.
That was where his magic really transpired. Sir Fabian was a
genius for getting the lads engaged. Lots of these musicians were real
mumblers, see. Blokes who come up rough, not much to say. Fabian would get them
chattering away like they were old mates. Few pints in them, he’d get
everything he wanted out of ‘em. Scratching away on his pads, twirling those
knobs, prodding a bit, nodding lots, relaying sounds, testing chords… None of
that was for music. All of it was for the Air Force.
It was Fabian Kevorkian who first
assessed Erik Evol, lead guitarists of The Get Quick, in a routine
psychological profile made during the recording of POP!
That assessment started on scratch pads in the studio. Notes
like that have drifted away. But your Freedom of Information act here in the
States is quite something. Found myself the official profile on Erik, probably
written by Kevorkian himself:
CONFIDENTIAL – U.S. AIR FORCE
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE
SUBJECT: Erik Evol
DATE: September 21, 1965
FILE #: QNT-1967-EE67
CLEARANCE LEVEL: TOP SECRET
NAME: Erik Evol
DOB: October 31, 1945
NATIONALITY: Dual U.S./German Citizen
OCCUPATION: Lead guitarist and vocalist, The
Get Quick
CURRENT STATUS: Under observation for Project
Quantamp
BACKGROUND
Erik Evol, born Erjc Vanderwolf , is the frontman of the
emerging psychedelic rock outfit The Get Quick, a band known for their sonic
experimentation, high-energy performances, and rumored association with
subversive underground movements.
Evol has been identified as a potential test subject for the
Quantamp project due to his uncanny ability to manipulate sound frequencies
beyond known physical properties.
At age 14, Evol displayed extraordinary aptitude for guitar,
developing techniques that reportedly induced mild hallucinatory effects in
listeners. Early interviews and testimonials suggest he can sustain harmonic
resonance at inaudible wavelengths, which, under controlled conditions, have
been found to induce minor temporal distortions in test environments.
PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSESSMENT
PERSONALITY PROFILE:
Highly charismatic, with a natural ability to command
attention in any setting.
Displays an obsessive focus on sonic perfection and
alternate tunings, believing music can “unlock doors to places we forgot
existed.”
Expresses a simultaneous skepticism of government
institutions while maintaining fervently militant anti-communist sentiments.
Susceptible to tailored messaging, particularly those framed as libertarian
freedoms within countercultural rebellion.
Risk-taking behavior: Extreme. Documented instances of
self-experimentation with sensory deprivation, frequency-induced altered
states, and possible involvement in esoteric sound rituals.
Cognitive Processing: Unusually high auditory sensitivity;
can detect and reproduce complex waveforms instinctively.
RELEVANCE TO PROJECT QUANTAMP
Evol’s unique auditory perception, combined with his
reckless pursuit of uncharted sonic landscapes, makes him the ideal candidate
for testing The Quantamp.
Ley Line Sensitivity: Preliminary tests suggest he is
naturally drawn to high-energy geomagnetic locations. He claims he can “feel
the Earth hum” in certain places, describing these sensations in terms
consistent with classified geophysical resonance data.
Dimensional Awareness: In an unguarded interview with K,
EVOL described a recurring vision of “stepping through the sound” into “other
places where the notes go when you stop playing.” This statement aligns
disturbingly well with Project Quantamp theoretical models.

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